I’m declaring the summer of 2018 as the #ShootYourShotSummer2k18 Moon Children! It is the summer to shoot your shot and get the confidence to ask out those crushes that you’ve had and to make some moves instead of playing coy and waiting for fate to take over. Idc what gender you identify as the time […]
MY MOON CHILDREN!!!! Aquarius: You can low key be like the BIGGEST HATER, in your friend group. If you keep being so antisocial then before you know it your friends are gonna be some random people on Chatroulette like it’s 2009 again. Pisces: You have the emotional backbone of a Twinkie. It’s time to stop […]
Source: Kauko Helavuo / Getty ATTENTION MOON CHILDREN!!!! Aquarius: It’s about time you stop spending time at the strip club. You’re becoming a regular at the bank & at the club. You’re like two beers away from getting up there and joining the people on the poles. This […]
MY MOON CHILDREN!! Aquarius: You absolutely HATE being bored, and that includes significant others as well. You should attach a revolving door you’re apartment it’ll be easier. Pisces: Your old bestie you ditched months ago because of her negativity, has been HAUNTING you ever since the split. Going to all the bars, stores, and Starbucks […]
HELLO MOON CHILDREN<3 Aquarius: You’re hunger strike for whatever cause you’re fighting for now needs to come to an end because you’re HANGRY as hell! Plus you know you’re low key doing it to lose weight too. Pisces: You’re weird collection of Girl Scout badges is just bizarre. You go around to thrift shops all […]
ATTN ALL MOON CHILDREN!!!!! Aquarius: You’ve been writing you number on the bathroom stalls hoping to get some action for so long. Honey, hop on tinder, because I guarantee you’ll have more luck. Pisces: The voodoo dolls you have of your ex was funny like 5 years ago, but now you have roommates and they’re […]