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A 63 year old man named Jeffrey recently split up with his girlfriend and didn’t handle the break up so well because he just got arrested for throwing thousands of screw on the road near her house. Let’s Connect: Instagram | Facebook | Twitter | 

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Hurricane Dorian is expected to grow larger and more powerful over the next three to four days as it barrels towards the U.S. It will most likely reach the Florida coast on Monday or Tuesday as a potentially devastating category 4 hurricane. A hurricane specialist said: ”Unfortunately, I don’t see any large-scale factors that would […]

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Three women and their children went into a baby store in New Jersey last week and they had one thing in mind. A little Finger Finger Discounting. Two of the women distracted the employee while the other woman stole a stroller. Then they all left the store. This plan would have worked but they had […]

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A custody dispute between estranged spouses has led to what might be the first allegation of a crime in outer space. Astronaut Anne McClain is accused of improperly accessing the bank accounts of her estranged spouse while she was aboard the International Space Station. Apparently, the bank records prove it. Her estranged spouse is accusing […]

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A Massachusetts man started a fire on his roof while he was trying to get rid of a hornet’s nest with a Roman candle firework. Let’s Connect: Instagram | Facebook | Twitter | 

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Little Debbie Released a Ranking of All Their Products“Legends” tier: Oatmeal Crème Pies, Christmas Tree Cakes, Nutty Buddy. “You see it, you want it” tier: Birthday Cakes, Turtle Brownies, Swiss Rolls, Glazed Donut Sticks, Mini Powdered Donuts. “Crowd pleasers” tier: Honey Buns, Cosmic Brownies, Zebra Cakes, Fancy Cakes, Strawberry Shortcake Rolls,  Fruit Pies, Pecan Spinwheels. “For […]

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A Florida man claims a woman attacked him in the style of wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. The woman became angry after the man told her she drinks too much. She threw her phone at the victim, hitting him in the throat and then followed the man to the garage. One inside, he said the woman […]

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A Texas woman found a 3.72-carat yellow diamond at the Crater of Diamonds State Park in Arkansas last Friday after watching a how to find diamonds video on Youtube. Amanda and her group searched for around an hour at the park in Pike County, Ark., when she took a break. She looked over at her […]

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If you’re going to litter make sure a cop isn’t directly behind you. Let’s Connect: Instagram | Facebook | Twitter | 

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Mom Saves 4-year Old With Help Of ‘Baby Shark’ Song. The health benefits of an afternoon nap have always been encouraged, but excessive daytime napping may come with a red flag. Researchers say the trait could now be an early warning sign of Alzheimer’s. In a recent study, researchers found that the disease directly attacks […]

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A New Jersey woman set a man’s home on fire after accepting a 4 AM booty call only to discover he had fallen asleep. When the woman arrived at his home, she knocked at his front door but he didn’t answer. After he wouldn’t answer her texts, she went to a gas station where she bought […]