Liv’s Zodiac Zone
I’m declaring the summer of 2018 as the #ShootYourShotSummer2k18 Moon Children! It is the summer to shoot your shot and get the confidence to ask out those crushes that you’ve had and to make some moves instead of playing coy and waiting for fate to take over. Idc what gender you identify as the time […]
MY MOON CHILDREN!!!! SUMMER IS HERE AND I HAVE YOUR HOROSCOPES. Aquarius: you’re looking to a summer of protests, volunteer vacays, and mission trips. Which is cool if you’re into that kind of stuff. Just maybe don’t post about it ALL THE TIME cause people get sick of it REAL quick. Pisces: you already have […]
MY MOON CHILDREN!!!! Aquarius: You can low key be like the BIGGEST HATER, in your friend group. If you keep being so antisocial then before you know it your friends are gonna be some random people on Chatroulette like it’s 2009 again. Pisces: You have the emotional backbone of a Twinkie. It’s time to stop […]
Source: Kauko Helavuo / Getty ATTENTION MOON CHILDREN!!!! Aquarius: It’s about time you stop spending time at the strip club. You’re becoming a regular at the bank & at the club. You’re like two beers away from getting up there and joining the people on the poles. This […]
MY MOON CHILDREN!! Aquarius: You absolutely HATE being bored, and that includes significant others as well. You should attach a revolving door you’re apartment it’ll be easier. Pisces: Your old bestie you ditched months ago because of her negativity, has been HAUNTING you ever since the split. Going to all the bars, stores, and Starbucks […]
HELLO MOON CHILDREN<3 Aquarius: You’re hunger strike for whatever cause you’re fighting for now needs to come to an end because you’re HANGRY as hell! Plus you know you’re low key doing it to lose weight too. Pisces: You’re weird collection of Girl Scout badges is just bizarre. You go around to thrift shops all […]
!!! MOON-CHILDREN: THERE IS A FULL MOON, SO DON’T MAKE ANY MAJOR LIFE DECISIONS TODAY!!! Aquarius: You need to stick to older guys. You’re too mature for guys your own age. There’s a reason why you’re always crushing on your friend’s dads. Instead of them try to aim for like 5 years older, and not 30. […]
ATTN ALL MOON CHILDREN!!!!! Aquarius: You’ve been writing you number on the bathroom stalls hoping to get some action for so long. Honey, hop on tinder, because I guarantee you’ll have more luck. Pisces: The voodoo dolls you have of your ex was funny like 5 years ago, but now you have roommates and they’re […]
Aquarius: You’re a low key control freak actually not low key at all… And it got a little crazy when you starting showing the cashier at Kroger how to scan your own groceries…just chill a little bit! Pisces: Don’t spend another weekend binging the office again and eating pizza rolls in bed as the crums […]
Aquarius: Your palm reading hobby has gotten a little out of hand. Stop trying to be and 2018 version of That’s So Raven. Don’t mess with an icon. Pisces: We get it, it’s your birthday month. It’s WAY over kill and it’s only the February 2nd. Stop trying to make your 24th birthday like a […]
Aquarius: You can low key be like the BIGGEST HATER, in your friend group, no offense. If you keep being so antisocial then before you know it your closest friends are gonna be chardonnay and Netflix. Pisces: The tears GOTTA stop. It’s time to stop being so soft and feeling so bad for yourself! I […]