What DID Russell Brand say About Katy Perry?

Last night at the MTV Movie Awards which no one remembered was on; Russell Brand made light of his recent divorce to Katy Perry.

“The last time I did an MTV awards show, I did end up marrying someone that was there. So tonight I’m going to keep my eyes peeled for my next wife!” he announced, referencing when he first met Perry the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards

“We have vital issues to discuss. One, Justin Bieber beat up a paparazzi,” he went on. “Well done, Justin!”

Brand then went on to point out that if the pint-sized singer ever came at him, he’d be afraid to hit the 18-year-old because he’s just “so pretty” that “even if he was attacking me, I think I would do a little orgasm.”

But, Brand admitted, to both lighten the mood and call himself out on his own photographer-attacking tendencies: “If after recent events you think it’s hypocritical of me to joke about celebrities beating up a paparazzi, wait til you hear about what I’ve got to say about short-lived celebrity marriages.”