BLOG [FUNNY]: Top Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Getting It On!

A new study says STDs among senior citizens are up.  See if this might hit close to home with the Top Signs Your Grandparents are Still Getting it On.

–You noticed lots of moaning from their bedroom.  And it’s not just because they’re slowly dying.

–Instead of smelling like soup, your grandfather now smells like Axe Body Spray . . . and soup.

–Your grandma keeps talking about how she can’t wait to get your grandpa home and tear those pants out from under his armpits.

–Instead of Werther’s Originals on the coffee table, they have a bowl of Viagra.

–The plastic on their couch ISN’T to protect it from dust.

–Your Nana wears fishnet stockings.  Oops.  Sorry.  Those are spider veins.  My bad.

–Your grandma was just cast for the new MTV show “80 and Pregnant”.

–Nana just hired a pool boy.  She doesn’t have a pool.

(CAREFUL)–Every morning, grandpa slings his balls over his shoulder and says, “Well, I’m off to go have tons of sex!”

(CAREFUL)–Your grandmother casually mentions how programming the VCR is incredibly hard.  Just like your grandpa’s johnson.

(CAREFUL)–You walk past their bedroom and notice the Grim Reaper putting on a strap-on.

(CAREFUL)–Your grandmother keeps winking at your grandfather and telling him if he’s good, later she’ll “take out her dentures.”

(CAREFUL)–They offer you a fistful of hard candy in exchange for your password to seniorsluts.com.

(CAREFUL)–When you’re heading out to the store, they ask you to pick up some prunes, a bottle of Metamucil and 500 butt plugs.

(CAREFUL)–Your grandmother’s replaced her “Great Falls Garden Club” bumper sticker with one that says, “I Brake for Anal.”