The 317: I may hate the Patriots a little less thanks to this dude’s haircut

Ever picked a favorite team in a matchup strictly based on their style?

Well, since my beloved Colts aren’t going to be in the big game this year, I decided that I may have to just tke that route. And I’m the first to say that under normal circumstances, I HATE the Patriots. But, lucky for Tom Brady, one of his team mates has a hair cut that makes them worthy of a second chance in my book.

I’m talking about Tiquan Underwood.

The reasoning is simple folks. Never mind that he might be the fastest WR on the roster (not as if that is difficult), or because apparently he was pretty good at something called ‘Rutgers University’, but the real reason I am so excited is because no one rocks a high top fade like this and doesn’t go HARD IN THE PAINT!

Think I’m kidding? No way, bro. Let’s take a look at the evidence.

Tupac:

Kenny Walker:

Will Smith:

The dude from House Party/Kid’n’Play:

Vanilla Ice:

Gerald from “Hey Arnold!”

All of these guys are Stone. Cold. Ballers. I fully expect the pattern here to continue. There is not a doubt in my mind that Tiquan will come out and have 5 receptions for 100 yards and 2 TDs against the Giants. Book it.

The Tiquan ‘High Top Fade’ Era begins February 5th. Tiquan Fever. Catch it!

Take that Nicki Minaj…