VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan’s Court Appearance: 11-2-2011

Phat Zach’s Really Really Ridiculously Ridiculous NOtes on Lindsay Lohan’s Court Appearance: 11-2-2011:

*300 days hanging over her head (NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!)

* The Morgue has agreed to have her back (BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL, DUH!)

*30 days actual jail time now (PROLLY THREE IN LINDSAY LOHAN DAYS)

*leaveS 270 days jail time remaining if she completes this (WAGER: DOUBT IT/ HIGHLY DOUBTFUL!!)

=> Now – Dec. 14 12 days community service / 4 Psycho therapy sessions

=> 12/14 – 1/17              same                               /                 same

=> 1/17 – 2/15                same                              /                  same

=> 2/15 – 3/29 16 days community service / 6 Psycho therapy sessions

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If completed ———> no jail time and non-reporting probation for about three years…

Do I think she’ll complete it?!…

ABSOLUTELY NOT!! C’MON!!!