BLOG: F*** The Oscars…Bring On The Razzies!!
You’ve already seen Sandra Bullock claim victory (?) for Worst Actress at the annual Razzie Awards because of the dreadful “All About Steve.” But, if you’re the curious type, here’s the rundown of all the winners (or does this make them losers?):
WORST PICTURE: “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
WORST ACTORS: All three Jonas Brothers, “Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience”
WORST ACTRESS: Sandra Bullock, “All About Steve”
WORST SCREEN COUPLE: Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper, “All About Steve”
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Billy Ray Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie”
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Sienna Miller, “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (Combined Category for 2009): “Land of the Lost”
WORST DIRECTOR: Michael Bay, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
WORST SCREENPLAY: “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” written by Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE: “Battlefield Earth”
WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE: Eddie Murphy, “Adventures of Pluto Nash,” “I Spy,” “Imagine That,” “Meet Dave,” “Norbit,” “Showtime”
WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE: Paris Hilton, “The Hottie and the Nottie,” “House of Wax,” “Repo: The Genetic Opera”
Honestly can’t really argue with these too much, though I would like to throw in Honorable Mention awards for “Who’s Your Caddy?” and/or “Soul Plane” (Picture), as well as “Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd” (Prequel).
Also, Paris Hilton does die in “House of Wax,” so you should Netflix it just to see that! Enjoy the Oscars :-)