GOSSIP: The B’s Bling

We all know no one is Team Vienna, but  we can still be curious about the bling!  We gasped together when he asked her what kind of ring she liked and we screamed when he gave her just what she asked for.  Gross!  Well here it is.  Straight from the designer of the stars, Neil Lane (like you didn’t see the brand billboarded across the tv screen when Jake flashed the ring). Vienna’s ring consists of a 2.02 carat princess-cut rock and is surrounded by 70 smaller diamonds and is totally a beauty at around 2.72 carats.  It was supposedly custom designed just for Jake’s proposal, but it looks pretty standard to me.  Not that I’m complaining!

Designer Lane told PEOPLE mag, “It was exciting going through the process with Jake choosing the right ring. At the end he got the ring and he got the girl that he wanted. I wish them all the best.”

I wish I could say this is the last we’d hear of this couple, but they’re already all over the tabloids embracing their newly outed relationship status.  VOMIT!

And Vienna is already planning the wedding?  Naming her Maid-Of-Honor?  I thought Vienna didn’t have girl friends?  I guess Miss Florida Rachael Todd will do it for the press.  But don’t pageant girls want good press?  Todd told RadarOnline, “I’m just so excited for her, she called me right after the engagement on the show to ask me if I’d be her maid of honor.”

Get over it girls…it can’t last that long!  Vienna — America and Jake’s family hates you.