Scotty Show: Things Not to Share With Your Bestie!
13 things you should never share with your best friend.
1. Your real opinion of her terrible haircut. 2. Your boyfriend’s secret sexual fantasies. 3. How big (or small) his pecker is. 4. A business together. 5. Your mascara. 6. The ending of a movie she hasn’t seen yet. 7. Herpes. 8. A crush on a guy either of you has a real chance of dating. 9. Your sexual attraction to her (unless you’re nearly positive it might be reciprocated). 10. Bikini bottoms. 11. How, when you house-sat for her the last time she went out of town, you and your boyfriend had sex in her bed. 12. Booty calls. 13. A mutual love of John Mayer.
ANOTHER… 10 Things Never to Share with a Bestie 1. Money 2. Underwear 3. Bedbugs 4. The sex dream you had about her boyfriend 5. Contact lenses 6. H1N1 7. Your therapist’s number 8. When she thought she’d misplaced her Hermès bracelet but really you borrowed-and lost-it without asking 9. Your overbooked colorist’s number 10. The pickup line her sloshed father once tried on you.
