MORNING SHOW: How To Get Your Sex Toys Through Airport Security

Are you planning on flying for the July 4th weekend? Well, you might wanna take a look at these tips to make sure you get through security with a breeze!

1. Remove the batteries: That way it won’t start randomly vibrating and causing trouble.

2. Keep it under seven inches: Even if you won’t be satisfied, anything more than that MIGHT qualify as a club or a bat…which could get confiscated.

3. Make sure your toy is legal where you’re going: If you’re flying to or from a strict Muslim country, they might have a problem. And you might even be arrested.

4. Keep your lube under three ounces: Or they may confiscate your tube of Astroglide in front of everyone!

Follow these simple steps and have a great 4th of July!