NEWS: Did You Miss The Secret Wedding???

Funnyman Russell Brand and songbird Katy Perry said “I Do” on Saturday night in India in a tight-lipped and secretive ceremony. I’m told the beaming couple wasn’t as concerned about their privacy as they were trying to make sure no stray photos or details were leaked so they could sell everything about their special day to a single British magazine.

“The very private affair was attended by the couple’s closest family and friends, all of whom were told not to bring cell phones or cameras,” an insider tells me. “Overlooking the magical countryside of northern India, one official photographer was seen taking snaps throughout the three-day event.”

According to the Sunday Mirror, coverage of the event was sold exclusively to Hello! magazine, which will be publishing the exclusive pictures. No other journalists were allowed entry.

Elephants, a red carpet and traditional Indian wedding procession make this the biggest celebrity wedding since Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got married in a castle in Italy. Indian musicians playing sitars and kettle drums and sacred chanting could be heard throughout the luxury resort, which glimmered with white and gold lights, making the atmosphere even more exotic for the bride, groom and guests.