KIM K Released Her NAUGHTY Valentine’s Day Gift Guide— With Whips, Poles, And A $10,000 Bottle Of Champagne!
Who needs Oprah’s Favorite Things when you could have Kim Kardashian’s list of favorite sex toys?

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No, but really. Kim Kardashian just released her 2016 Valentine’s Day Gift Guide on her app. She actually released 3 lists: Gifts for Him, Gifts For Her (which were both fairly generic, and surprisingly not horrendously expensive) and then there was the list called “Behind Closed Doors.”
Her naughty V-Day list includes 16 items: including mesh handcuffs, a stripper pole, a couple’s vibrator and a riding crop/whip. As well as a red silk blindfold, chocolate body fondue, edible panties and an X-rated board game.
And then, of course, it gets a little more excessive: sateen sheets by Ralph Lauren, a pack of 2,400 rose petals and — drumroll — a $10,000 bottle of Armand de Brignac Brut Rose Champagne.

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But based on what Amber Rose claims Kanye’s into, we’re just shocked this list didn’t include latex gloves or *cough cough* finger food…