LOL-WORTHY: How You Feel About Valentine’s Day At Ages 10, 20, and 30
Valentine’s Day is next weekend, so it’s only fitting to share this hilariousness. Cuz boyyyyy do things change!
Enjoy!
1. Valentine’s Day Cards
At 10: You get a card from everyone in class featuring your favorite people and characters.
At 20: People mask their increasing bitterness with layers of sarcasm and irony.
At 30: You send a text with ~dirty~ emojis.
2. Candy Hearts
At 10: You’ll eat anything that’s made of sugar, even if it kinda sorta definitely tastes like chalk.
At 20: You give “jokey” candies to mask your fear of rejection and protect your poor, vulnerable heart.
At 30: Save the candy hearts, give us pizza.
3. Alcohol
At 10: No. You are 10.
At 20: Bring me your finest cheapest champagne!
At 30: More like ValenWINE. Haha. Sigh.
4. Roses
At 10: You’re not really sure what the big deal is. Won’t they die, like, right away?
At 20: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
At 30: You will give and receive roses and then wait much, much too long to finally throw them away.
(Unless they’re bacon roses, as seen above.)
5. Smoochin’
At 10: You think it’s kinda gross, tbh.
At 20: You are all about it.
At 30: You’ll smooch after six hours of Netflix, maybe.
6. Love Songs
At 10: You MIGHT listen to a certain lovey-dovey song in private, but would never admit it.
At 20: You belt out your favorite romantic song in the shower.
At 30: You still think about that one love song you used to sing all the time when you were 20.
7. Secret Admirers
At 10: You feel awkward and great and terrible about knowing someone likes you.
At 20: You still feel kind of awkward. And also pretty thirsty.
At 30: You feel awkward, STILL. But also like maybe your admirer should take a number, because you know you’re crush-worthy.
8. Chocolate
At 10: Yes.
At 20: Yes.
At 30: Yes.
