FOR THE LADIES: 17 Reasons Wine Is The BEST Valentine
Wine is all you need, as if there was ever any doubt…
“17 Reasons Wine Is The Best Valentine”
1. Wine doesn’t care how you look.
2. It happily poses for selfies.
3. It won’t ask you to DTR just because you’re hanging out on Valentine’s Day…
4. …even if you guys end up kissing.
5. You can cuddle together.
6. Or shower together.
7. And dirty talk has never been easier.
8. Wine won’t give you cliche Valentine’s gifts, like stale candy.
9. Or — yawn — flowers.
10. Because wine knows how you really feel:
11. Wine will appreciate your bad poetry.
12. And give you a shoulder to cry on.
13. Wine is there for you, rain or shine.
14. But when you need your space, you can always put a cork in it.
15. Besides, let’s be real: You deserve someone with a great body.
16. And killer legs.
17. You deserve someone who loves you back — whether it’s February 14 or not.
WINE FOR THE WIN!
Credit: http://www.buzzfeed.com/carrabbas/reasons-wine-makes-the-best-valentine#.ry3Qnbovk