23 Reasons October Is The BEST MONTH EVER
October is OBVIIIIOUSLY the best month ever. From the Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Pumpkin Patches, Apple Orchards, leggings/sweater/boots combos, etc.
But aside from all that….here’s the “23 Reasons Why October Is The Greatest Month of The Year”
1. You get to watch Halloweentown!
2. Also, because there is a God, you can watch Halloweentown 2!
3. But it gets better: you can also watch Halloweentown High!!
4. Did I mention Halloweentown?
5. Obviously because you get to watch this skeleton cab driver.
6. And dream about owning a microwave that does spells.
7. Or using a broom as transportation.
8. And whenever this pops up on your screen it’s the best day of your life.
9. But mostly because you get to pretend you live in a cool place called Halloweentown.
10. Where they pray at the altar of pumpkins.
11. And arrive by a flying school bus.
12. Because Marnie appreciates your weirdness.
13. And she shows you how to be a badass and fight off evil dudes.
14. But really it’s because you get to watch THREE* Halloweentown movies.
*Return To Halloweentown doesn’t count because it’s not the *true* Marnie. #SorryNotSorry
15. And witness a magical land where candy can come out of your ear.
16. Where a super fancy flying broom appears out of thin air.
17. Because in Halloweentown you can get a new wardrobe instantly.
18. And cooking happens with a snap of your fingers.
19. And you get to make beautiful roses come back to life.
20. Because Halloweentown features grandma Aggie and her wonderful words of wisdom.
21. Where everyone lives in peace amongst one another.
22. And werewolves and vampires are BFFs.
23. But mostly because you get to see your favorite witches light up your screen and all is right in the world again.
Bless you, Cromwell family. Bless you.
Bonus: for those Disney Channel deprived, we’ll throw in a extra reason why this hallowed month is perfection:
THE SANDERSON SISTERS.
HAPPY OCTOBER!
Now back to your regularly scheduled pumpkin spice lattes :)
