LOL-WORTHY: 22 Reasons Why Fall SUCKS For Women With Big Tata’s
Let’s be honest ladies…..the struggle is real.
I found this on Buzzfeed (where I find the most amazing nuggets of awesomeness and waste wayyy to many hours of my life but whatevs…) and obviously had to share. Enjoy!
“22 Reasons Why Fall Sucks For Women With Big Boobs”
1. When you’re suddenly attacked with the dreaded THO: Titty Hard-On.
2. Getting your coat zipped requires the jaws of life.
3. Scarves always get shoved up to your chin.
4. Oversized sweaters are never oversized on you.
5. You’re not buttoning that cardigan.
Those buttons are basically for show.
6. Every Halloween costume looks like it was meant to be a sexy Halloween costume.
7. Leaves get stuck in your cleavage.
8. Cable-knit sweaters always make your boobs look even bigger.
9. Other people are excited that it’s cool enough to go running, but you’re still having the same old problems.
Fall layering for you means more sports bras.
10. You can’t see your cute fall boots.
11. You know full well that puffer vests are a closed option to you.
Not unless you want to feel like you’re wearing a sumo wrestling costume.
12. Ponchos can make you feel like a circus tent.
13. You feel like the only person who doesn’t get to reap the flattering benefits of the fall blazer.
It’s like you’re wearing a beautiful, tailored picture frame… for your boobies.
14. Layering your clothes makes you feel super bulky.
15. You are envious of everyone who can pull off the cute “button-up shirt under a sweater” look.
16. When you see everyone excited about “No Bra Day” and you know that there’s no way that you can participate.
17. Having to deal with all the “sexy” sports apparel.
Or all the ladies’ jerseys that are too tight in the chest. We’ll just wear the guy’s jerseys, thanks.
18. When your favorite team scores, jumping up and down in excitement is not a super good idea.
19. You forget how exhausting pumpkin patches can be when you have to carry around another set of pumpkins.
20. When you carve a pumpkin and you lean over the table and pumpkin gunk gets all. over. your girls.
21. Fighting the crowds during Black Friday for clothing deals is pointless, because nothing is going to be in your size.
22. You would give your first born for a cute peacoat that would actually fit you.
Rampaige / Via bustygirlcomics.com
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Credit: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/tit-bit-nipply#18q6mxd