LOL-Worthy: 30 Awkward Moments EVERY Short Girl Understands
Let’s be honest with ourselves, my fellow shorties, the struggle is REAL.
I literally laughed in agreement with ALL of these, so naturally, I HAD to share. Enjoy!
“30 Awkward Moments Every Short Girl Understands”
1. Having to use countertops as counterbottoms.
2. People feeling compelled to point out the obvious.
3. Explaining this to people.
4. SWIMMING.
5. Sitting behind ANYONE.
6. Selfies don’t always go the way you planned.
7. Mastering the grand art of cuffing.
8. …or else this happens.
9. Always being the last to get anywhere.
10. Trying to get bartenders or customer service people to see you.
11. Stepstools. Stepstools EVERYWHERE.
12. Maxi skirts become maxi dresses.
13. …and every skirt becomes a maxi skirt.
14. Adjusting your car seat after someone tall has driven it.
15. Playing the fun game “Sweater or minidress?”
16. Grocery stores turn into ersatz rock-climbing walls.
17. And sometimes you just give in.
18. One word: laundry.
19. Getting made fun of at theme parks for only JUST meeting the height requirement.
20. Bathroom mirrors just don’t seem to get it.
21. Feeling like you’re always sitting in a high chair.
22. Being way too easy to spot in group pics.
23. Getting into really tall beds.
24. Snow. Any snow.
25. Kissing.
Let’s be real…this one isn’t ACTUALLY a struggle. It’s just cuteness and I’m totally cool with it.
26. Having to get REALLY good at hemming.
27. Answering people’s dumb questions.
28. Stores that don’t have a petites section.
29. Road trips.
30. But just remember this motto!
Boom.
Short people rise up…on step ladders—obviii.
