ERMAHGERD: The 13 ABSOLUTELY HOTTEST World Cup Players! *Swoon*
Sooo, I may not know a lot about soccer BUT I do know about hot guys. And there are a LOT of hot guys in soccer. Therefore, in the best interest of all my ladies out there, I felt it was only inappropriate to share this amazing list of the “13 ABSOLUTELY HOTTEST World Cup Players.”
Anddddd…you’re welcome :)
1.) Eden Hazard – Belgium
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Yes, we approve the thumbs up!
2.) Dejan Lovren – Croatia
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We applaud that body
3.) Alex Sanchez – Chile
That guy in the background is totally taking a pic of his abs
4.) Sergio Agüero – Argentina
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Can we cuddle with you for like 5 minutes? please?
5.) Mats Hummels – Germany
Why the broody face? Don’t worry, we are here for you
6.) Joe Hart – England
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We wouldn’t mind having 4 o’clock tea with this British hottie
7.) Xabi Alonso – Spain
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Can we get it to-go please?
8.) Olivier Giroud – France
I miiiight have blacked out for a few minutes while looking at this god
9.) Nacer Chadli – Belgium
Can’t…handle…it
10.) Ezequiel Lavezzi – Argentina
11.) Miguel Layún – Mexico
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Yup, I’m officially out of breath
12.) Gerard Piqué – Spain
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Call the medics.
13.) Xherdan Shaqiri – Switzerland
RIP: I’m dead from overexposure to hotness.
Just kidding, I’m alive and plotting to stare at this page for the next 2 hours of my life. No shame in my game.
