17 LOL-Worthy Reasons NOT To Go To The Gym In January

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Already failing at your New Years Resolution to hit the gym on the regular and get fit? No prob…

So let’s go back to eating cookies and keeping it real, cool?

You’re welcome.

17 Reasons NOT To Go To The Gym In January:

1. The newbs have invaded

 

2. and it’s about to get real intense

 

3. as they make good on their resolutions

 

4. and they’re going all out

 

5. Getting ripped

 

6. Power-pressing

 

7. Cardio-whatzing

 

8. Jazzer-thrusting

 

9. Ab-rolling

 

10. Uh… this-ing

 

11. They don’t know what they’re doing

 

12. But they’re doing the crap out of it

 

13. Hoping to go from this

 

14. To this

 

15. In one month

 

16. Because come February

 

17. It’s back to the couch

Credit: http://www.buzzfeed.com/virginmobilelive/reasons-not-to-go-to-the-gym-in-january