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Yep, I’m 100% guilty, not even gonna try to downplay it. My bathroom may or may not look like a mini-Sephora store, but I’m cool with that because I loooove me some makeup. Even back in elementary school, I remember getting in trouble for trying to get “creative” with my mom’s disgusting 80’s blue eye shadow and rocking it to my 4th grade class, before being sent to the bathroom to wash it off —which I should probably thank my teacher for that, since obviously it was for my best interest [of not looking like an outdated version of Honey Boo Boo child].

So, naturally, when my friends over at the web addiction that IS Buzzfeed posted this… I HAD TO SHARE—well, after going through each of them myself and confirming that yes, I am guilty of pretty much ALL of these.  So even though I never wear it to work (because I wake up at 4 in the morning and no one should be expected to look presentable at that hour), I still find plenty of opportunities to exercise my makeup addiction.

So, for your enjoyment, “20 Signs You’re Addicted to Makeup” from Buzzfeed :)

1. You’ve caught yourself making the dreaded mascara face.

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

And you don’t even care anymore.

2. You live by this truth.

You live by this truth.Which can make everyday consumption of pop culture pretty tough…

3. Your eyeliner skills have gone from this:

Your eyeliner skills have gone from this:

To this:

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

4. Your eyeshadow abilities have gone from this:

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

To this:

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

5. And your lipstick artistry has gone from this:

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

To this:

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

6. This is your porn.

This is your porn.It can do anything you want. ANYTHING.

7. You’re super proud of your restraint.

You're super proud of your restraint.

8. (And get wicked annoyed when someone tries to call you out.)

(And get wicked annoyed when someone tries to call you out.)Don’t need your sass, Maury.

9. You’ve coveted a fictional cartoon character’s makeup.

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

OMG MULAN STOP.

10. Removing waterproof mascara is a fate worse than death.

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

11. …making this one more reason to envy Mulan.

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

Take my money and give me that makeup remover.

12. Ridiculous shade names don’t faze you at all.

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

Water My Melon? Asphyxia? No problem.

13. There’s makeup residue on everything within ten feet of you.

There's makeup residue on everything within ten feet of you.Yiiiikes.

14. You will never, so long as you have life and breath, turn down a free sample.

You will never, so long as you have life and breath, turn down a free sample.Even if it’s a color you will never ever wear.

15. And this is always the best day of your month.

And this is always the best day of your month.Ten dollars is basically free, right? RIGHT?!?

16. You just can’t avoid being late sometimes.

     LongHairProbs™@pradalol : u just dont ask someone with winged eyeliner why they are late for something

17. But you’re also a champ at getting ready on the go.

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

No matter how dire the circumstances.

18. You know this deep and abiding pain.

You know this deep and abiding pain.

19. And this one.

And this one.

20. This is you, every single day.

20 Signs You're Addicted To Makeup

Haters to the left, please.

 

 

 

Credit: http://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/makeup-truths

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