BLOG: 100 Funniest Jokes EVER

A few of my favorites:

75. Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the basketball game early?
A: He wanted to beat the crowd.

69. Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry and umbrella?
A: Fo’ drizzle.

40. Q: What should you do if you’re attacked by a gang of clowns?
A: Go for the juggler.

2. Q: Hear about the flasher who was thinking about retiring?
A: He decided to stick it out a little longer.

And the whole list.