Paris Hilton Signs With Cash Money Records! SERIOUSLY…

There’s been rumors going around for a while now about Paris Hilton’s second album, but this is some pretty big UNEXPECTED news!

It turns out Paris has officially signed a deal with Cash Money Records.

No… I’m not kidding (but I wish I was).

The label’s founder, Birdman, confirmed the news on Twitter.

Hilton will join Drake and Nicki Minaj, so it’s likely she’s actually signing with Young Money Entertainment, a subsidiary of Cash Money. Hilton also claims Dutch house producer Afrojack is helping her out, an interesting tidbit given that the two were previously rumored to be dating. Hilton was a constant presence on his tour and in his “Afrojet,” but the producer is now said to be dating DJ Bambi.

“This is a lot different than my first album,” Paris said. “It’s really going to be house music.”

JOYYYYY. (Sarcasm.)

For those who are unfamiliar, Hilton first blessed the music-listening world in 2006, when she released “Paris” on Heiress records. It reached the top ten on the Billboard albums chart, but received decidedly mixed reviews.  She also recently dropped a track with Lil Wayne and starred in a Rich Gang music video.

AKA, this is how you know the drugs are getting the best of Lil Wayne.