Gwyneth Paltrow Goes From “Most Hated” to People Mag’s “Most Beautiful”

A little over a week ago Gwyneth Paltrow was named Star magazine’s Most Hated Celebrity. But now she’s giving us more reason to dislike her now that she was just named People’s Most Beautiful Woman in the World.

UGHHH. Yes, the same woman who doesn’t eat meat, gluten and doesn’t let her whole family eat carbs.

Granted the two categories are not mutually exclusive—a celebrity can be considered physically beautiful at the same time as she’s perceived to be a spiritual landfill by spiritually questionable Star readers—but still, progress!

As for the World’s Most Beautiful Woman’s maintenance routine, here’s what she said:

“Around the house, I’m in jeans and a T-shirt. I don’t really wear makeup. That’s what [my family is] used to,” she says. As for her husband, Chris Martin, “He’ll make a joke about it. If I’ve gotten fully dressed up, he’ll be like, ‘Oh, wow! You’re Gwyneth Paltrow!’ Because he’s used to seeing me in like baggy shorts and frizzy hair.”

As for her reaction to the honor, Paltrow tells the magazine in a video outtake, “I honestly thought that someone was playing a joke on me. I had to read the e-mail three times. . . I [thought] I had developed dyslexia.” Testing her critics, she maintains a positive outlook on how the cover may affect her image: “I think people feel really happy for you when you say you are going to be in the issue.”

I still hate her because she doesn’t eat carbs. AKA she’s an alien and should be disqualified.